[please hold for a minute while he stares at his phone screen, parses the text written on it, and then throws his head back and lets out the most tired noise]
go Joe 😎: if you happen to see Zeno or Vita hanging out with Yuzu or Yuzu looking a little full, please kindly send the Snails home for punishment go Joe 😎: thanks! ♥
Nanami: If your children end up as adults with manners no better than Gojo Satoru, I will curse your spirit until my soul finally goes through the process of resurrection.
Nanami: When you wake up, you will not understand this message and that's fine. This is for you at a later date. Nanami: I am deeply sorry. It is fine to take your time afterwards. Nanami: Have a good day.
[in this particular instance of the timeline Curtain is actually not off in the forest with Gojo Satoru and instead probably just getting ready for bed.
and suddenly remembering, oh, right, constellations do this.]
Gojo: FYI there's some guy called Kim Dokja who is REALLY all up in your older self's business (y'all dating????) and has decided to focus on me and therefore I am having to pester you about it
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