[Limelight] Inbox Pt. Deux

[fullcursemeal]

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Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

I'm not the one whose type is "looks exactly like my brother"
🤷‍♂️

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

you've met my ex and he looks nothing like my brother

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Have I...?

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

if you try to pretend like you don't know Vincent i really will come over to your cabin just to kick your butt

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Hahaha
I see
I simply don't remember if we'd had this conversation before or not

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

are you going senile? you're not even that old. should i get you some yarn? i've heard knitting is good for helping memory loss.

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

I think if it were that simple many people here would have an easier time dealing with amnesia
At any rate
Aren't they all tall, buff, and handsome?

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

technically. they meet most of the requirements. yes.

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

How curious

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

let's talk about something else now please

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

No, no, you brought this up first
How about very tall and slim
Lighter hair that sometimes stands up like a broomstick
And stylish and/or unusual eyewear
?
🤔

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

that's my wife you're talking about

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Oh
Your wife is my type, then

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i'll forgive you for this terrible indiscretion since my wife is also my ex's type
at least you don't have completely terrible taste
just don't make out with her though
i'm pretty sure the bodyguard making out with someone else's wife is how camel*t fell

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Well
Good thing you're not a king

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

now that you mention it
i'm secretly the long lost prince of a neighboring country that's in the middle of a terrible civil war and my only remaining sibling is out looking for me to help solidify his claim to the throne and weed out dissent in court



so, yes, not a king currently

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Noted
I didn't make out with her that one time
But not for lack of trying

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

she's already taken don't try to make out with her!!!!
DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER, SHURA
please think of my kingdom

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Ok but if your wife is my ex wife's ex what does that make us?

1/2

[mykidisthebest]

hang on

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i think we either need to get married or i have to divorce my wife

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

[reacts to the image with 🧐]

Alright here's the plan
Divorce your wife
Marry me
Then we also get divorced

Shura is typing...

And then I marry Charon and divorce him too

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

rejected
if you marry me you're stuck with me for every lifetime, no divorce allowed

also i forgot someone, this chart is more accurate

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

You *are* the greedy type, aren't you?
Well, I wouldn't mind that
But then the chart won't look as nice anymore

Also, I disagree with your update
But just the marriage part

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

there are a few inaccuracies on the chart, so just think of it as artistic license. the general idea is still there
also i'm afraid i have pretty high standards for getting married too. you might not make the cut