[Limelight] Inbox Pt. Deux

[fullcursemeal]

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Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

now that you mention it
i'm secretly the long lost prince of a neighboring country that's in the middle of a terrible civil war and my only remaining sibling is out looking for me to help solidify his claim to the throne and weed out dissent in court



so, yes, not a king currently

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Noted
I didn't make out with her that one time
But not for lack of trying

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

she's already taken don't try to make out with her!!!!
DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER, SHURA
please think of my kingdom

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Ok but if your wife is my ex wife's ex what does that make us?

1/2

[mykidisthebest]

hang on

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i think we either need to get married or i have to divorce my wife

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

[reacts to the image with 🧐]

Alright here's the plan
Divorce your wife
Marry me
Then we also get divorced

Shura is typing...

And then I marry Charon and divorce him too

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

rejected
if you marry me you're stuck with me for every lifetime, no divorce allowed

also i forgot someone, this chart is more accurate

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

You *are* the greedy type, aren't you?
Well, I wouldn't mind that
But then the chart won't look as nice anymore

Also, I disagree with your update
But just the marriage part

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

there are a few inaccuracies on the chart, so just think of it as artistic license. the general idea is still there
also i'm afraid i have pretty high standards for getting married too. you might not make the cut

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

That's fair
Guess I'll have to ask Charon instead

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

he's already married
actually, why do you keep trying to date married people?
is this a kink i don't know about

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Are you interested in my kinks?
Oh my

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

no i'm just concerned for all of the married people i know

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Watch out Eugene River, I'm coming for your kingdom

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i know where you live, don't hit on my wife!!!

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

It's not my fault if your wife can be seduced that easily 😜

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

unfortunately my wife is afraid of commitment and easily falls for handsome faces. but that's part of the charm.

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

My, what a kind and forgiving husband you are
She's so lucky to have you
Though since she's so afraid of commitment I assume she's also unaware of this arrangement?

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

what arrangement are you referring to? she's my wife. isn't it self-explanatory?

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Does she know you're her husband?

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

how rude. of course!

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

I'm a very rude person and I'm not sorry
But okay
Thank you for clearing that up