[Limelight] Inbox Pt. Deux

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Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

that's my wife you're talking about

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Oh
Your wife is my type, then

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i'll forgive you for this terrible indiscretion since my wife is also my ex's type
at least you don't have completely terrible taste
just don't make out with her though
i'm pretty sure the bodyguard making out with someone else's wife is how camel*t fell

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Well
Good thing you're not a king

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

now that you mention it
i'm secretly the long lost prince of a neighboring country that's in the middle of a terrible civil war and my only remaining sibling is out looking for me to help solidify his claim to the throne and weed out dissent in court



so, yes, not a king currently

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Noted
I didn't make out with her that one time
But not for lack of trying

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

she's already taken don't try to make out with her!!!!
DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER, SHURA
please think of my kingdom

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Ok but if your wife is my ex wife's ex what does that make us?

1/2

[mykidisthebest]

hang on

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i think we either need to get married or i have to divorce my wife

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

[reacts to the image with 🧐]

Alright here's the plan
Divorce your wife
Marry me
Then we also get divorced

Shura is typing...

And then I marry Charon and divorce him too

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

rejected
if you marry me you're stuck with me for every lifetime, no divorce allowed

also i forgot someone, this chart is more accurate

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

You *are* the greedy type, aren't you?
Well, I wouldn't mind that
But then the chart won't look as nice anymore

Also, I disagree with your update
But just the marriage part

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

there are a few inaccuracies on the chart, so just think of it as artistic license. the general idea is still there
also i'm afraid i have pretty high standards for getting married too. you might not make the cut

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

That's fair
Guess I'll have to ask Charon instead

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

he's already married
actually, why do you keep trying to date married people?
is this a kink i don't know about

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Are you interested in my kinks?
Oh my

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

no i'm just concerned for all of the married people i know

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Watch out Eugene River, I'm coming for your kingdom

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

i know where you live, don't hit on my wife!!!

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

It's not my fault if your wife can be seduced that easily 😜

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

unfortunately my wife is afraid of commitment and easily falls for handsome faces. but that's part of the charm.

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

My, what a kind and forgiving husband you are
She's so lucky to have you
Though since she's so afraid of commitment I assume she's also unaware of this arrangement?

Re: day 266

[mykidisthebest]

what arrangement are you referring to? she's my wife. isn't it self-explanatory?

Re: day 266

[fullcursemeal]

Does she know you're her husband?